Tuesday, January 18, 2011

I Am Back!

For most of the last year I have been so tied up at work. I have to apologize for the lack of posts on my part. I have been looking for inspiration for new dishes to get me going again. I have found some! I have added a group on Facebook "La Spiaggia" which I will post just short little updates. Larger posts will still be here. Some of you have already been added to the group when I created it. I am so looking forward to posting more. BTW, I have a possible dinner for at least 30 in the next few months. I will keep you all informed.
Thanks,
Robert

Sunday, May 9, 2010

What a Year!

I am back and will be posting new stuff. It's been a hectic year with a major career change for me. I was a dental technician for many years and did my personal chef "thing", on-the-side. I now work for Publix (in fact the actual store I ordered all my ingredients from as a personal chef!). I am in my favorite department as well, Produce, and I have decided to pursue management. Not to say I will stop cooking and doing the occasional dinner, in fact I have a few posts in the works. As a teaser, one is a new menu item of mine. Grilled chicken sandwich with a cranberry-pistachio pesto, arugula and brie cheese served on sourdough bread. Thanks to Jaden Hair's Steamy Kitchen for inspiring this amazing creation. Hope to see some of you in my department sometime as I love to give tips and recipes to all our customers. Will be posting soon.
Robert

Monday, June 8, 2009

Big Daddy's Special Reserve

OK. It was our friend Mike's 40th Birthday this weekend. Since Shannon and I Hijacked his birthday last year for me to propose to Shannon, I thought we owed him BIG. Mike's favorite ribs come from Hungry Harry's. Now my co-worker has been working there for 25 years. So we had a plan. Dennis and I got together with Jeanne and we were gonna hook Mike up. Dennis was gonna do his own special thing. He smokes his ribs using old whiskey casks that have been charred inside . All in all, it is an 8 hour process. Well to heat them up for Mike, Dennis suggested that I use a little liquid in the pan to keep them moist. Well our friend Marcus from Alabama had sent us the best stuff, Wicker's Original Marinade and Baste from Missouri. The combination of these "Best Of's", from whiskey casks to Missouri baste and all the love in between created something truly special. "Big Daddy's Special Reserve Ribs". Dennis warned me they would be tender, but these ribs you had to slide the plate under instead of picking them up as they would fall apart. Dennis called me today to see how the ribs went over and I had to tell him that, and I quote Mike, "Those ribs were off the chain!!". Happy Birthday Mike! Those were just for you. BTW, Shannon is already planning the 4th of July "Big Daddy Special Reserve Ribs" for us all.
Love you all and see you soon,
Robert

Thursday, March 5, 2009

We've Been Schooled!


OK, I know it's been a while since my last post but this is a must. I have a friend (my age) that has been cooking ribs since he was 16 years old. How can you argue with almost 25 years of experience. Now my wife Shannon loves herself some ribs. So I decided to take her to Hungry Harry's in Seffner, where my friend Dennis works, to let her try these rib s. In my personal experience I have never had ribs this tender and flavorful. Shannon was blown away. She had memories of the roadside smokers and stands in Mississippi. We both now have a favorite place to get our BBQ. I would definitely encourage anyone to try Hungry Harry's. They have two locations, but I have to be a little more partial to where Dennis cooks. If you have read some of the earlier posts about "A Truly Humbling Experience" you would understand when I say that a co-worker wanted to challenge Dennis to a rib showdown and I had to intervene in his behalf. I am one to challenge a dish, but I have learned also to cut my losses. I promise you if you try Hungry Harry's you will not be disappointed, but Shannon's and my vote is for the Seffner location. Thank you Dennis again for an amazing experience.

Robert & Shannon

Monday, January 19, 2009

I Have To Do It!



I had a customer today, dissapointed because we quit carrying Makato Vegetable Sauce. This is what is also known as Yum-Yum Sauce in the Japanese steakhouses. Now I used to live in Melboune, FL where this restaurant is located. I loved it. It was always amazing. Their Ginger dressing is what I usually purchase. But I had to help, and told this customer I would tell her how to make it if she came in tomorrow. After a little digging (the place I thought I had the right recipe but it didn't!) I found this site. That was it!! It is correct! Just compare the ingredients to the Makato's Veg Sauce. I would have written it on the blog but the website requested we do not repost the actual recipe. So, honoring that I decided to link you to them. Thanks so much to Chuck for discovering and sharing this long sought after and amazing sauce.

Creme Fraiche


I thought I would post this for John since we don't sell it in the store.

Creme Fraiche

Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups heavy cream
1/2 cup low-fat (1 percent to 2 percent) buttermilk
1 teaspoon sugar (optional)
1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract (optional)

Directions:
Pour cream and buttermilk into a 2 1/2-cup jar with a lid. Replace the lid, shake well, and allow mixture to rest at room temperature for 6 to 8 hours. Refrigerate for at least 24 hours before using; the mixture will reach its optimal thickness after 4 or 5 days. 

In a large metal bowl, whip refrigerated cream, sugar, and vanilla with a balloon whisk until it achieves the consistency of whipped cream. Serve fresh berries on top. 


Enjoy
Robert

Friday, December 19, 2008

Thank You

I just had to post this. Wednesday night we grabbed something to eat over at Josephine's Authentic Soul Food and Shannon had accidentally left her purse hanging on one of the chairs. Well the next morning she realized it was missing, and that she had probably left it at Jo's. Now Shannon had just gotten done with all the name changes and others little things since we got married. I personally think she would have snapped having to go through all that again. So she decided to run by and see if they had found it and of course, Tony was there early doing his prep for the day. They had found it and held on to it for her. I just want to thank both Tony and Lisa for their honesty and integrity. This is just one more reason to love this place.

Thanks,
Shannon & Robert

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Amazing Soul Food

We have been blessed with a new restaurant. Josephine's Authentic Soul Food Restaurant. Both Tony and Lisa, the owners, do true justice to home cooking and Josephine's recipes. BTW, Tony mentioned that the source of his recipes and the name of the restauraunt come from his mother.
The food is by far, an amazing thing. So far, my wife and I have tried the wings, meatloaf, catfish (Shannon is from Mississippi so her opinion counts twofold), greens, green beans, black-eyed peas, macaroni & cheese, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes & gravy, cornbread, and yeast rolls, and have never been disappointed. When we eat there it's like a good old-fashioned church potluck. Nothing short of a true Southern home cooked meal. I have recommended Jo's to co-workers, friends and neighbors and all have loved the place. It is such a breath of fresh air to have a place like Josephine's just around the corner. This is true comfort food. The prices are good and the food has been incredible. They also cater. That's a bonus.

Click on the image below for a copy of their menu

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Josephine's Authentic Soul Food Restaurant
20729 Center Oak Drive

Tampa, FL 33647

(813) 929-6767

Sunday, December 7, 2008

I Love Artichokes

At the store, a little before Thanksgiving, we got in Ocean Mist Farms Baby Artichokes. I have been intrigued with artichokes for several months now. I actually had an Italian gentlemen and his wife come in and asked if we had them. As he told me the many ways to prepare them I exclaimed that, "It all sounds to good it makes me want to cry!". "Fry? Fry you say? Oh yes we fry them to. They are excellent fried.", he responded. I love customers like that. I have seen him several times since and it is always such a joy. As it turns out, he used to grow artichokes in Italy. What better resource than that? Anyway, while I was on the Ocean Mist site I found a recipe I want to try so I figured I would link it for you all just in case you decided to come in and see me to get your baby artichokes. Just click on the image below for the recipe.
Enjoy,
Robert

Friday, December 5, 2008

Taco Recipes

I am posting the original recipes I started with when I made the tacos. In a few days, when I compile all the new info on what changes/improvements I made, I will post the revised LaSpiaggia versions. What I mean by revised is I prefer to cook over oak instead of coals, so in keeping with the traditional flavor I would use coals and possibly mesquite chunks for flavor. Also I want to document the achiote paste from the video clip I posted a few days ago. One more thing, I think that, instead of the broiler, we fire roast the peppers, tomatoes and garlic we can pull out that much more true flavor. That said here are two amazing recipes that I think we can build upon.

Addendum: In the video Robert Rodriguez uses vinegar and orange juice. That is to replicate the acidity of sour oranges which we carry at Publix. That being said I think we could get a fresher taste by using the juice of the sour oranges from the start. This adjustment will be in my final recipe post for the tacos.

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Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Tacos


OK, the Tacos Al pastor last night were amazing. The pork, pineapple and red onion were grilled over hot coals as well as the tortillas. Fresh lime juice and cilantro garnished the tacos as well as fresh salsa made from fire roasted beefsteak tomatoes and jalapenos. I will post the revised recipe tomorrow and let you all try this phenomenal dish. Everything was so fresh and smokey tasting. Truly amazing.

Robert

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Puerco Pibil


Since the Honeymoon, I have been researching absolute true Mexican cuisine. I will admit that I have neglected and cast aside what I thought was Mexican food. This has been great. The flavors amazing. I encourage everyone to break away from the fast Mexican food we get here and give it a shot. Tonight is pork tacos, marinated in achiote paste and chipotle peppers, tacos with pineapple and jalapeno salsa. I will post the results and the recipes later. BTW, the achiote paste in the taco recipe is made in the following video. Also, the following video uses traditional methods for the paste. I cannot stress this enough.
One of my favorite film directors of all time is Robert Rodriguez, He had a Special Feature on his Once Upon A Time In Mexico DVD on how to make Puerco Pibil, or Cochinita Pibil.

I made the paste lastnight for todays tacos. The smell is amazing (chest pounding good) is the only way I can describe it. The pork, red onion and pineapple for the tacos will be cooked over a coal fire. You know how good that is gonna be. The smokey chipotle and seared pork and grilled pineapple and onions. Top it with fire roasted tomato, jalepeno and garlic salsa, and the a dash of fresh lime juice and cilantro.
I have a new found respect for the freshness and flavors of Mexico. I hope you enjoy the same discoveries as I post this and future recipes.
Robert

OK, I just found Robert Rodriguez's second10 minute cooking school and decided to add this on as an addendum.
Breakfast Tacos

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Patience Pays


Shannon and I are truly proud to say that 99% of the time we get great service eating out. Being a personal Chef and also having worked in the food industry I realize that there are soooo many things going on when you order a meal. Shannon as well, having helped serve and prepare many meals with me also understands greatly. We both agree that everyone should work at least a few months in a service industry (especially food) for at least a few months. We both guarantee that people would be nicer to their servers and the cooks in the back. It is truly a tough job. One great example is while we where at a place in Canton, MS. it took us almost two hours for our food. The waiter was frazzled. The original server that had our table had called in sick, and this poor guy had to cover both his and the others tables. The only thing that upset us was the fact that the manager/owner was at the bar chatting with other patrons instead of helping this young man. Needless to say he did get a 40% tip for his service, regardless of the wait. He busted his butt for us. When the manager/owner came up when we were telling him we were still gonna tip him, we told her why and that we wish she would have done something to help him. All it takes is one pain-in-the-ass-complaining table to throw a server off the rest of the night. Question? How easy is it to be nice to others when someone tears you apart? Be understanding, be patient. DO NOT go to a sit down establishment 30 minutes before your movie starts and then bitch that the service sucks. If you want fast food go to McDonald's! Yes, there are the occasional slackers that are just rude and don't give a #$@& about serving you, but that is the minority. Please, just be patient and you will be truly amazed. Most of the places we frequent do know us and we know them as well (Chris at Ruby Tuesday's). How can you go wrong with that? BTW, if you do adopt this attitude, it is actually more fun watching the bitchy tables get worse service than you :)

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Wow!


A lot has happened since the last post. The wedding was amazing. The PERFECT day for a wedding. I am truly blessed with Shannon. Oh, and the food was a hit. We so love cooking for others. For those who might not have known, Shannon and I catered our rehearsal dinner and reception. We did have a few very special guest cooks for some dishes, but it was all "in house" food. My new job at Publix is going very well. I absolutely love it! I will be getting back to posting more often as things start winding down and settling in. I do have some great new recipes to share as well as some cool stories about the food abroad during our honeymoon. I will be experimenting with cassava (yucca) bread, which we saw in Roatan, Honduras, as well as another Garinagu dish of coconut, lime soaked grouper and plantains. I think I will be taking a Caribbean and South American direction in my food research. I will keep you all posted.

Robert
Cassava Bread

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Home Made Teriyaki no Tare



I have to give this to all of you. Once you make it, you will shun the bottled stuff forever. It is a very simple recipe and the results are phenomenal. This is a truly authentic recipe. The bonus is if you can cook your chicken, beef, or pork over hot coals and glaze them with this. Just remember that the better quality of these ingredients will give you a much better product. I personally prefer golden brown sugar as opposed to refined white. Once you get this down, you can add ginger and other flavors to suit your needs. Chicken done with this is fantastic. Beef? You'll have to give it a try, but you will never look at teriyaki the same. BTW, if you all are interested, I may post recipes for the two dipping sauces you get at the Japanese steakhouses. The white "Yum,Yum" and the Ginger Soy. Let me know.

Click on the recipe for a larger image

Robert

OK, Gotta Throw A Recipe In Here


I have totally been dying to try this one. I am a HUGE Eggs Benedict fan. Mom used to make it on occasion and it was always great. Since I learned how to make Hollandaise from scratch, It's a whole new level.Neal Fraser's version sounds amazing. I personally, would try the salting technique I used for the T-Bones on these tenderloins. Sometimes when reading a recipe like this, It can bring a tear to the eye.

P.s. I know the Hollandaise in the pic is not the red wine, and also it's not a 1-inch thick tenderloin. Just posted a pic to whet your appetite

Click on the recipe for a larger image
Have fun,
Robert

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Just To Let You All Know


OK, for all the years I have been eating here I have to share this place. La Teresita on Columbus Dr. in Tampa. My Father took us here years ago and it is still as good as the first time we went. The family favorite is the Filete Salteado. The Pan Cubano is always amazing and it's just a great value as well. The service is very fast and it is such a relaxed atmosphere. JP (Jean-Paul) met Shannon and I there last Saturday for lunch before we had to run errands. As usual the whole experience was amazing. I am going to include a link to the Three Guys from Miami website and their humorous review of La Teresita. This is one of those places that we love to frequent with friends or just the two of us. You can ask any of us that have been there, we have NEVER been dissapointed. Hope you give it a shot.

La Teresita
3302 W Columbus Dr
Tampa, FL 33607
813-876-2024


Robert

A New Place


Friday evening Shannon had a craving for egg rolls and fried rice, but she wanted to sit down and relax and eat. There was this place I drive by everyday and mentioned it to her. Liang's Bistro (their menu is available here). From the road it looks like a fast food restaurant that has been redone into a Chinese place. Boy was I wrong. Not only was it a sit down restaurant, it served Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai, and other Asian dishes. We got the eggrolls for an appetizer and Shannon had the Liang's Chicken and I had the Vietnamese Lemongrass Chicken. Both meals were amazing. The staff was great as well. I tend to pay attention to how everything works (waitstaff, cooks, interactions) and this place was smooth as silk. Now the prices are not like the take-out ( I'll take two #1's and a #3 with wonton soup and an eggroll), They are average restaurant entree prices ($9 to $13 on average and some highter) but the quality was wonderful and the portions leave enough to take home. The egg rolls were awesome. Most I encounter are greasy and have that slight burnt/old oil taste. Not these, they were crisp and light and the three sauces they give you are beyond words. I cannot say enough goods things about this place, I truly can't. Great Asian food done really well. What more can I say?

Liang's Bistro
17515 Bruce B. Downs Blvd.
Tampa, FL 33647
813-978-1225

Robert

New Product, New Inspiration



Today at lunch I hustled over to the grocery store for lunch. While walking the isles looking for new stuff, I saw Patel's Dal Makhani. It is an Indian dish of lentils in cream sauce. Here is a quote from the box, "Lentils in cream sauce (Dal Makhani) can teach any chef a lesson o culinary patience. Black gram lentils are painstakingly simmered for over 9 hours on slow fire, infused with secret bouquet garni, plum tomatoes and enriched with butter and cream. An absolute must as a side dish for those memorable Tandoori Nights." It was a microwave or boil in the packet thing for under $5. It was damned good. I must say that after trying the instant version I have to research the real dish. Here is what I found. Wikipedia states, "Dal makhani is a delicacy from Punjab in India . Pulses are a highly nutritious food group comprising beans, peas and lentils, it is essentially filled with rich proteins and fiber. Traditionally this dal was cooked slowly, for hours, on charcoal. This gave it a creamier texture. Traditionally cooked in a Punjabi house, it had ‘malai’ (thick creamy skin that forms on top of milk) or fresh butter added to it. When cooked at home these days, more moderate amounts of cream or butter are used. When prepared in restaurants, it is cooked slowly on low heat and often has a large amount of cream and butter added, hence the ‘buttery’ taste. Traditionally lentils and beans were generally soaked overnight or for at least 8 hours and gently simmered on low heat along with ginger, garlic and a few other spices (garam masala). These are then combined with a tangy masala base which includes onions, tomatoes (chopped or puree) or dried mango powder or even pomegranate seeds.
Dollops of fresh cream and butter lend the rich finishing touch. It is also garnished with finely chopped coriander leaves and fresh cream. It is a sumptuous meal and a staple diet in Punjab and most of Northern India. It is a very good source of energy and extremely healthy if cooked in less oil/butter. It is often had with roti or rice.
Dal makhani is a type of daal eaten in India and Pakistan in the states of Punjab, Haryana, Delhi, Uttar Pradesh and the Bhojpuri area of Bihar. It is eaten with either naan or chapatis."
The recipe and procedure is posted on the Wikipedia site for those of you interested. I have read that you can use a pressure cooker to accelerate the process. I have to pursue this one. It is kind of like a meatless chili with a complexity that is truly amazing. I cannot wait to make this with home made naan and curry chicken. And the bonus is that Indian cuisine involves cheese making (Paneer) and Bread making (Naan and Roti).

Monday, August 25, 2008

The Memories


Well, since we have been posting a lot about memorable experiences, I though I might add this story. When Shannon and I were scouting locations for our wedding, we headed out to Clearwater and Indian Rocks Beach. We we checking out Google Earth looking for venues and a place to stop for lunch that day when I remembered Keegan's Seafood Grill, here is their story. I saw this place on Guy Fieri's show, "Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives". The episode was "Seaside Eats". One of the locations was Keegan's. On the show he made Gumbo (click on this link for the RECIPE), and one of the house favorites, char broiled octopus. We ate lunch somewhere else that day, Now Shannon, being the sport she is, let me go get my octopus. Shannon ordered Bourbon Pecan Pie and I got the Char Broiled Octopus. She had to avert her eyes while I explored this dish (for all you Trekkies out there, this is true Klingon food). She loved the pecan pie, but the octopus was, for lack of sounding cliche, freaking unreal! I know everyone thinks it would be chewy and rubbery, it was not. The char broiling brought out this crusty filet mignon taste. The garlic and wine was subtle. Hell, I didn't even use the lemon they gave me. I was surprised at how tender it was. I would recommend this dish to anyone willing. You will not be disappointed. The first thing I did when I left was call my brother Scott. I had to take him here for that. Fortunately it is about 20 to 30 minutes from where we are getting married in October. But going back to the memory of the place, Cesar Labrador shows us that doing something right with fresh ingredients is an amazing thing. Shannon and I still laugh at the fact that she stared at her pie the whole time she ate it while I savored this Mediterranean treat. Neither of us will forget that trip.

Keegan's Seafood Grille
1519 Gulf Blvd
Indian Rocks Beach,
Florida 33785
(727) 596-247

Thanks,
Robert

Saturday, August 23, 2008

A Great Place!


It's really funny how things work out. In the past few posts I spoke of trying to frequent the Mom & Pop places and to explore what's out there. I also spoke of making your own soups and such. Well today was an awesome example of what I meant. While on a trek to take my cat to the vet, we stopped in Brooksville for lunch at Mallie Kyla's Cafe. What a great place! The history of Mallie Kyla Howard is amazing. At the Cafe, all their soups, salads, dressings and sandwiches are made from scratch. The quality of the ingredients is incredible. Shannon's favorites have always been the Mallie Gobbler sandwich and the Swiss Potato Soup, which we both had today. You could tell the care that went into each dish. This is what I meant about the quality of the Mom & Pop places doing it RIGHT. This is a place we need to visit much, much more. We need to share this place others so that it will continue to do well. I think after this, kind of "review", I may try to point out some other places I have found.

510 East Liberty St.
Brooksville, FL 34601
(352) 796-7174

Thanks,
Robert

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Thanks, Grandma

My Mother and Grandmother were two of my biggest influences in my cooking. Mom and Grandma were the consummate entertainers. Martha Stewart's before Martha's time. Everything had to always be just right. I don't think either had a hot meal when cooking for everyone. Grandma passed away this year. So many memories of her were in the kitchen. So in moving my furniture, I had an idea. She had given me some things that just meant so much to me memory wise. A brass mortar and pestle (maybe 100 years old), a meat grinder, (turn of the century), a nut dispenser from Norwegian Cruise Lines, and a egg spoon from Norway. So in a flash of inspiration, since she was an inspiration, I decided to put my bookcase together in a way that will keep that close. So here is a picture of my bookcase and cookbooks.
**Please click on the picture for a larger view**
I can't help but smile every time I go to grab a cookbook.

Thanks,
Robert

Soups and Chili

I just noticed that it has been a while since my last recipe post. So I decided I would post some of the soup dishes, as well as our chili, that we use quite a bit. The first is our chili. Shannon and I have worked on this quite a bit and it always turns out great. The key is to use a really sharp knife and hand dice the meat. It takes a while but the texture is phenomenal and well worth the effort. And cooked low and slow in a crock pot is even better.
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The next is what I made Shannon on our 3 year anniversary. We had rented Casablanca and I made a Moroccan meal for us to eat as we watched the film. The soup was a Spiced Chilled Tomato Soup. It was so great. I can imagine eating this on a blazing hot day, as it is a very refreshing soup. The only change I would make is possibly doubling the cinnamon. I have given this recipe to others as well and they tell me it's also very good heated. (Thanks Penny)

And finally, one of my all-time favorites, a Fire-Roasted Artichoke Bisque. Everytime I make this one it surprises people. One note though, do not skimp on freshness and use stock not broth. Fortunately there are plenty of commercially made stock in the grocery stores now, so that will save the time of making your own. Now if you do make your own stock that's a bonus in the fact that your soup will stand out.
Well, I hope this inspires someone to try making their own soups. It's amazing how well these have turned out for us. Sorry about the lack of recipes. I will be getting more up soon. Any suggestions?

Robert

The Cucumber Shark: Part V


Alton Brown's "Feasting on Asphalt", is what what we need to pay attention to. He has been a part of the inspiration for my rants, and his show is a masterwork. It truly makes me want to wander the country on back roads and experience, not just the food, but the stories and the history of this patchwork country of ours. Regardless of who we are, we are a true melting pot of cultures, we are Americans with a great deal of history. In my opinion, probably the most interesting mix in all the world. I know "The Cucumber Shark" is usually my rant on food trends, But what can I say. We need to visit the "Mom & Pop" places more than ever. Quick question. Do Chili's fajitas give you that taste of home, the memory of comfort, or is it just tasty? A free market is a great thing, but does it need to take away that emotional response? Food is an emotional and bonding experience. Perhaps on a tribal level. These are just words. Just a little food for thought, Think back to your best food/meal/party memory. Was it home cooked? Was it picked up/delivered.

Just a thought,
Robert

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

The Cucumber Shark: Part IV



Did Ronald McDonald kill Betty Crocker!!? Could the invention of what we now call "fast food", I am not talking about real fast food such as stir fry, seafood and other things that can be made quickly, I mean the pre-made, pre-packaged, frozen, slap on a griddle, microwave or into a deep fryer, sling under a heat lamp until you order it then either wrap it up or slam it into a box and a sack, and hand it out the window, have been the demise of the Cleaver family-like sit down dinners? Did our skills as Americans fork off into another direction at this point (1940)? Let's look into this.

Betty Crocker was created in 1921 as a persona to give a personal feel to the responses to consumer questions. But it grew. She is synonymous with the cookbook sharing the name. My mother even gave me one when I started cooking and to this day I still have it.. Everyone looked to Betty to cook.

Let's move ahead now to 1940, McDonald's was created. It was their "Speedee Service System" years later that became what we now know as "fast food". Now let's jump to 1963, Ronald shows up. The snowball has been created and it is slowly cresting the hilltop. Down she goes. The marketing is tremendous. At this point, it is EASIER, to go pick up pre-made dinner than it is to drag out your Betty Crocker cookbook and actually make dinner. Granted, I do for convenience, grab something on the road occasionally, but it lacks the Joy of Cooking. (Alright, that was lame, it just worked its way in all on it's own I swear.) In conclusion, in 2005 Betty Crocker released the 10th edition and a bilingual version, but in 2006 the Betty Crocker catalog went out of business. She is hanging on though, in 2007 the online store was launched.

I must give credit where credit is due. Thank you Norman for the inspiration of the killer Ronald. Your short, independent film is a true classic and I will never forget it.

Robert

The Cucumber Shark: Part III

Keeping it simple. One does not have to have elaborate and difficult dinners and events to make an impact. I feel that Alexandre Dumas ( author of The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo) says,

"Dinner is the principal act of the day that can only be carried out in a worthy manner by people of wit and humor; for it is not sufficient just to eat at dinner. One has to talk with a calm and discreet gaiety. The conversation must sparkle like the rubies in the entremets wines, it must be delightfully suave with the sweetmeats of the dessert, and become very profound with the coffee."

That being said, one of my favorite things is our gatherings around our birthdays. There are ten of us who all share birthdays in February. So, instead of gifts, I would rather get everyone together for a day of fun. The usual menu consists of very simple dishes that each of us do really well. Shannon's gumbo, fried catfish, hushpuppies and fries, Mom's coleslaw and tartar sauce, Sherry's egg rolls, my mussels and anything that Jeanne (especially beans) and Laura make are amazing. All the kids are invited, the fire pit lit, fryers cranked up and off we go. The day usually ends with several Super Bowl like games of Madden ( forget calm and discreet gaiety from the above quote, it gets loud as there is actually cheering and trash talking going on) on the big screen and maybe some drag racing or drifting (on the big screen also). What it all boils down to is getting together, spending time, having fun and sharing the things we do well. In the end we all have a great time and can't wait for the next one.

Robert